Yeah, it's Matthew. Here's where I share bits of me in the form of text, photos, video, and sound. I'm 19 and live in Portland.
Heeeeere's Matthew
August 30, 2009
fatmanatee:

The interesting thing about this trend is that the stickers used to be smaller, and it’s as though New Era saw that kids were leaving the stickers on for some reason and made them bigger, figuring that it was free advertising.  Smart move, I guess.
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fatmanatee:

The interesting thing about this trend is that the stickers used to be smaller, and it’s as though New Era saw that kids were leaving the stickers on for some reason and made them bigger, figuring that it was free advertising.  Smart move, I guess.

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fuckyeahhappy:
The Palms Casino’s tribute to the recently deceased DJ AM

fuckyeahhappy:

The Palms Casino’s tribute to the recently deceased DJ AM
August 22, 2009
sydneyesque:

ohlivyuhuxtable:

Young Truman: I want to be an explorer, like the Great Magellan.  Teacher: Oh, you’re too late. There’s nothing left to explore.

sydneyesque:

ohlivyuhuxtable:

Young Truman: I want to be an explorer, like the Great Magellan.
Teacher: Oh, you’re too late. There’s nothing left to explore.
August 21, 2009
Now in my room.
Also, the explanation for my lack of posting recently.
Sorryg2gawesometelevisioninmyroombye

Now in my room.

Also, the explanation for my lack of posting recently.

Sorryg2gawesometelevisioninmyroombye

milochronicles:

(via jocelynseip)
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
if you say it loud enough, youll always so precocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

milochronicles:

(via jocelynseip)

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

if you say it loud enough, youll always so precocious

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: “Two Girls One-Up” from Shark Robot.
So this is pretty much the best pun ever.
[pre-order.]

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: “Two Girls One-Up” from Shark Robot.

So this is pretty much the best pun ever.

[pre-order.]

August 19, 2009
Today, my roommate and I were leaving a restaurant when she saw a friend of hers walking in with a guy and stopped to talk to him. The friend's companion and I didn't know each other so I decided to throw my arms out and yell "Oh my God, I haven't seen you in so long!". Instead of being confused, the guy immediately responded with an "I know, right?!" and a hug. We started making up false stories about how I once broke his mother's hip with a trampoline. I have met my soulmate. MLIA.

milochronicles:

this situation would be so awesome. its exactly what id do.

milochronicles:

fuckyeahollywood:
50 First Dates movie poster

milochronicles:

fuckyeahollywood:

50 First Dates movie poster
thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

Rep. Barney Frank puts Godwin’s Law-invoking loon in her place at heath care town hall.


Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, a woman shouted “Heil Hitler!” at a Jewish man talking up Israel’s universal health care system.


Scientists: Mozart died of a sore throat.


17-year-old girl admits to being ruthless serial killer with at least 30 murders to her name.


This Actually Happens?: Inmates break out of prison using bed sheets tied together as a makeshift rope.


A random person’s house — going once, going twice, sold! without her knowledge.


Rollercoaster arm-raising banned by theme park; BO to blame.


8-year-old boy become youngest wing-walker. What have you done lately?


Follow Up: 10-year-old girl ticketed for selling lemonade reopens stand; cop responsible for shutting her down temporarily suspended.


 Better Know A Dead Person: Don Hewitt, 60 Minutes creator, dead at 86. Also: Actress Virginia Davis, at 90.


 Lunch List: The 5 Most Embarrassing Failures in the History of Terrorism.

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thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

  • Rollercoaster arm-raising banned by theme park; BO to blame.
  • Follow Up: 10-year-old girl ticketed for selling lemonade reopens stand; cop responsible for shutting her down temporarily suspended.
  • Better Know A Dead Person: Don Hewitt, 60 Minutes creator, dead at 86. Also: Actress Virginia Davis, at 90.
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I'm sorry if you didn't have the same experience

But the summer of 2009 has been the best of my entire life.


Who woulda thunk that growing up could be so much fun?

One thing that I like to do sometimes

Is throw in a random smiley or wink into texts when they don’t quite fit, just to throw people off.

Don’t you think its fun? >:p

Cool.

Thanks Tumblr.

I start posting again, and my Tumblarity drops again.

Me so confuzzed.

I’ll just go listen to some more TAT to take my mind off it :D